It's true, I publish a lot of reeediculous BS, and none of it is remotely funny. Please don't tell the NSA I'm a harmless, lonely old man that abhors violence, and gets excited when someone stops by and wants to sell me vinyl siding, or Mormon missionaries. I heard that if your posts indicate you might be mentally unstable, you might get a visit from a bunch of guys who like to wrastle and search your home for weapons if you're a born and raised citizen. I got a hatchet over by the fireplace, and I like to wrastle. I better put on a pot of coffee.